The Ten Commandments of a Respectable Academician
This is something I wrote ages back in middle school. Fortunately, or rather unfortunately, it is still applicable in my life. So here goes...
- Thou shalt sleep in class.
- Thou shouldst be wholly present in body and soul for all class activities that consist of annoying thy comrades & harassing the professor.
- Thou shalt indulge in gluttony when it comes to the lunches of thy comrades.
- Thou shalt hate some of thy neighbours.
- Thou shalt propagate this holy message by means of desk correspondence or notes.
- Thou shouldst not be caught propagating the holy message.
- Thou shalt never commit the paramount sin - paying attention.
- Thou shalt never be seen taking notes as God spake unto Gates and said, “Let there be Powerpoint.”
- If thy heart be pure, thou shalt never whisper or talk in class – thou shalt leave.
- Thou shalt worship us, the authors, as thy creator and cower before us in fear and obedience.
